Greeting Politicians with weapons

So earlier today I'm laying in bed cleaning out my pocketbook. So I noticed there was tons of sand in my switchblade or knife whatever. So I start cleaning it out when I hear a knock at my door so I go down and answer it. Its former Mayor Bill Phelan and he wants to leave a pamphlet and try to win my vote. So I open the door for him to give me the pamphlet and the politicians handshake but I forgot I had a rather sharp knife in my hand and he saw it and totally stepped back a few inches. So I put the knife in my left hand and reached out to shake his with my right and tell him I voted for him before and was planning to vote for him again. To which he thanked me and said have a nice night all the while staring at my absentmindedly knife weilding hand. It was more than fucking hilarious as I realized what had just occured..

IM BACK

I didnt mean to abandon my page completely not that it matters cause nobody reads it anyways I have been without computer access for over a year. Once I get back to work I will be a blogging machine again so my audience of zero should be psyched!